Pairing: Pawnee Media

Word count: 1500
Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I don’t own P-Rex or I would have opened a bistro by now.

Timeline: Surprise…

Amuse-bouche: Joan Callamezzo was sitting with her husband and hairdresser on her usual table, wearing a tight golden low-cut sequin dress that was ending far too high above her knees. She was already plastered and ( Read more... )